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kid, ive got something to talk to you about

nothin serious or anything

[UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH]

> what is it

do you know what was happening in amestris?

cause i have an idea
archer dismissed it but i figured thats because he didnt want to listen

> i
> you know what fine lets hear it

there was an old woman who lived in the woods in dublith
i remember her from when i was a kid
she was one of those creepy old ladies so kids used to go up to her house and knock the door and run

anyway, last year greed had me go to her house

[REMEMBER? He threw an exploding rock at you and everything!]

anyway, i figured it was kind of strange that greed would know her
shed have to be over 100 years old for that to be the case, and thats way longer than a normal human lives

Edited 2015-09-27 22:10 (UTC)

so i started thinking about that a little

greed had been locked away for 100 some years, but he and this lady have a history

archer always figured pride was in charge of everything, but im not so sure

the lady didnt seem so shocked to see him at her door, so obviously it wasnt some random robbery, right?

and the homunculi have been after the philosophers stone
thats what archer said

what if the philosophers stone could be used to prolong a persons life? it would be how this old woman is someone greed knows intimately

and he always did allude to having someone who used to control him

maybe shes the one pulling all the strings in the background
i dont know what shes after, eternal life, probably
but thats what i think

[#grandmagate]

archer got pretty mad when i told him this

[dear fucking god he's not drunk enough for this]

[A reply comes back about fifteen minutes later.]

> how the fuck did you figure that out
> four hundred years and youre the moron to figure it out on his own

what?

[HE'D HONESTLY BEEN EXPECTING ED TO TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF.]

> yeah congratulations you uncovered the biggest secret of the goddamn country
> welcome to the fucked up core of my familys drama

[Hey, he doesn't see a reason to not fill Kimbley in on this crap.]

what does your family have to do with it?

> that bitch is my dads ex
> they figured out how to body hop witht he stone and kept going for a while until he fucked off for whatever reason
> only problem is the process makes the bodies they take start rotting
> she took her maids body not long after you guys pulled the kidnapping stunt

[..........]

wow she has a lot of guys trying to get her attention

[KIMBLEY]

[What.]

> what

greed was in love with her

[...nope. Nope nope nope.]

[Nope.]

[N O P E]

[THIRTY MINUTES LATER]

> okay i have a hard eonugh time wrapping my head around my dad being inteested in her
> why would greed of allpeopole

i dunno

he just was

> goddamn that man had horrible taste

[Unintentional insults???]

i guess

[He has no idea. He must have seen something in her after all. Too bad they can't ask him about it, oops.]

at least the one here isnt him

> as long as the bitch isnt hrere which greed is is kind of a moot point
> ugh fuck now i cant stop seeing it inmy head
> why did you do this to me kimbley

its not like i thought youd tell me every part of the theory was true

[NOT HIS FAULT.]

> i still cant believe you figured that out
> shes been at it for ages and youre the one that get it wouthout any help
> what the fuck

blame greeds weird behavior around her

> yeah that would be the biggest clue
> probably just as wellyou didnt say antyhing or youd have gotten killed
> sonner thn you did anyway

what?

[AS FAR AS HE KNOWS, HE'S NOT DEAD]

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